HELLO TO MEET YOU
In the 8th grade, I ran for student council Vice President. My platform was simple — The school cafeteria had started serving milk in little plastic bags instead of cartons. Like a Capri Sun for milk. It was insulting. My campaign slogan, “Milk In A Bag. What’s up with that?” was a big hit.
Our election adviser tried to get me to stand down. “You can’t promise that,” he said. “You have zero control over school lunches as vice president of the 8th grade.” I ignored him and printed the slogan on hundreds of stickers and created a sick Geocities website.
In the end, I lost the campaign. But within two weeks, the milk was back in cartons. And everyone knew the reason why.
Note the Microsoft Publisher font. Forgive the missing apostrophe. Campaign finances were tight.
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